New York, New York (Parody)

Start speading the blues

You’re losing today
I want to win and save and hit
New York, New York

These Marty taunts
Are really stupid
From every person in the crowd
New York, New York

I wanna listen to an arena
That isn’t so dumb
And find we beat you to hell
Seven to one!

These little town Devils
Are winning it all
We’ll make a nice, long parade for it
In old Newark

If we can win it there
We’ll win it anywhere
You’re gonna lose
New York, New York

New York, New York
I want to beat you
In the most convincing way
And find we’re A-number one, top of the list
King of the hill, A-number one

These little town Devils
Are winning it all
We’ll make a nice, long parade for it
In old Newark

And... If we can win it there
We’re gonna win it anywhere
You’re gonna lose
New York, New York