Schotty Doesn't Know

This is a parody on the song Scotty Doesn't Know from the movie Eurotrip, written by me...

Schotty doesn't know,
That Shonn Greene,
Can run the ball every Sunday.

Yet he keeps calling passes,
But they never work,
Still he throws and throws, and...

Schotty doesn't know, oh.
Schotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't back Schotty!
Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T BACK SCHOTTY!

Rex says he wants running,
Instead Schotty keeps on shunning.

Cause Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know.
So don't back Schotty.
Schotty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T BACK SCHOTTY!

I can't believe he's so clueless,
While he stands there looking foolish.

Fans are bitching from the crowd,
and he stands there dumb and proud.
It's an easy play call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know,
Don't back Schotty.
Cause Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T BACK SCHOTTY!

We'll fire his ass, he has to go.
Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't knoooooow....

Throw a lot, why not?
Two 40 yard plays all season.
His play-calling, just blows.
Screaming so loud, cuz...

Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know.

He’s the worst I just have to say.

Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know,
Schotty doesn't know,
Don't back Schotty.
Schotty doesn't knoooooow....

Schotty’ll never know,
Schotty won’t know,
Schotty's gotta go,
Gonna fire Schotty,
Gonna can him myself.

Schotty has to go,
Schotty has to go,
Schotty has to,
Schotty has to,
Schotty has to go!

Schotty doesn't know,
(Don't back Schotty)
Schotty doesn't know,
(Don't back Schotty)
Schotty doesn't know...
Schotty's gotta go!